Amazing School Assembly Programs

Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam


An American History School Assembly That Makes History FUN!

Cris Johnson knows that for many kids, history is something they think is boring. However, Cris also knows how to make history FUN. In “Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam” he will make them laugh hysterically, clap and cheer, and enthusiastically volunteer to help out during the show. Kids will cheer as the Bill of Rights become, believe it or not, birthday presents! The three branches of government becomes a “dangerous” stunt that guarantees your students will remember that the concept of “balance of power” each of the three share their powers equally. Powerade becomes a fun way to help the kids learn about popular sovereignty. You’ll watch them scream with excitement and your teachers will praise the way the comedy, stunts, and magic illustrate these lessons.

Uncle Sam Show AudienceYour Teachers Will Breathe A Huge Sigh Of Relief.

Teachers love “Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam” because schools need to fulfill the federal requirements of teaching the Constitution every year. This show does that in a way that can only be described as awesome!

Constitution Day is September 17th and the two weeks surrounding that date are always sold out so you need to call early if you want to book your date during that timespan! However, this assembly show is also available anytime of the year to support classroom lessons and is perfect for election years, Presidents’ Day, Veterans’ Day, and Memorial Day celebrations in school! Regardless of your assembly date, Cris Johnson will provide preview and review sheets the teachers can use to fulfill their requirements.

There’s a hunk of dried toothpaste at the bottom of your sink.

Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam show is an absolute laugh riot. It’s a comedy and magic show that’s not just a show, it’s an absolutely unforgettable event! And do you know that hunk of dried toothpaste you’ve seen at the bottom of your sink? Is that a part of a government conspiracy or just an insane lesson about government powers? You’ll need to see this show to find out. There’s lots more too:


Here’s What Is Covered During “Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam”:

The Declaration of Independence Democratic Values
The Articles of Confederation Common Good, Justice, Equality
The Thirteen Colonies The Framers
Shays’ Rebellion The Constitutional Convention
The Constitution & Bill of Rights Amendments and Rules
Problems of the Colonists Patriotism and Symbols of Freedom
The 3 Branches of Government Separation and Balance of Powers

Now it’s YOUR turn!

Give your teachers a gift and make their jobs easier by scheduling this American History assembly show for your elementary school. Cris Johnson promises your teachers will thank you and your students, from kindergarten through sixth grade, will have a great time…guaranteed!

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“Mr. Johnson visited our K-6 school at Samson Elementary and did three programs for our school. All comments from teachers and students were great! We are already planning to have him back at the beginning of the next school year. His presentations are tasteful and age-appropriate. I would recommend him to any school!”

Donna Kirkpatrick, Principal
Samson Elementary
Samson, Alabama

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“Thank you for coming to our school. We were really excited to kick-off Read Across America Week with your assembly. Our students were engaged and excited during the whole assembly. I’ve heard students discussing your magic tricks with each other too! Thanks again!”

Danielle Dunn, Teacher
West Shore School District
Rossmoyne Elementary

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“I want to thank you so much! I talked to one of the other ptsa members today. She told me that her daughter ran in from school saying “thank you,thank you,thank you!” She asked for what? Her daughter replied “because we had an awesome assembly and the man told me to thank the ptsa for having him there.” At the bus stop all the kids were talking about it. They all loved it! Thank you for an amazing assembly!”

Renee Ferretti, PTSA
Klem Road North Elementary
Webster, NY

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“Hi Cris, Thanks so much for coming to our school. Our students loved it! At our faculty meeting this morning, I asked teachers to give me one word to describe your performance. Here is a list of what they came up with. Many of these words were repeated several times: energetic, engaging, fun, kid-friendly, zany, entertaining, interactive, encouraging, unique, and magical.”

Chris Benz, Reading Specialist
Klem Road South Elementary
Webster, NY

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“First, let me say ‘Thank You!’ for your entertaining and meaningful presentation and second, let me recommend you to all school districts across the nation who need a good way to talk to their students and make the messages stick! Each show you did was tailored to the age group and your ability to ‘read’ every audience was outstanding. The magic was fun and came with a useful message. For days after the event I heard from school administrators that they enjoyed the assemblies and felt it was money well spent. It was evident that Cris takes his performances very seriously and strives for engagement of all. By including children, teachers, and administrators in his program, he was able to personalize the message and at the same time make everything fun.”

Andrea Aldinger, Director of Aging And Youth Services
Wyoming County Youth Bureau
Wyoming, NY


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Cris, thank you for providing the GInther Elementary students with a wonderful performance last Friday.  The feedback from the teachers was all very positive.  Some of the comments were:

“I love how engaged the kids were during the entire performance and how funny he was.”  “It was a great show.” “He kept the kids engaged and excited.” “He was entertaining and engaging.”  “He played very well to our primary audience.” “Comedy was very appropriate for our building.” “The kids loved it.””It was awesome and super kid friendly.” “We loved him and hope he comes back.” “I loved the connections to reading and the magic words.” “Very engaging.” ” I liked how he included the audience participation.” “Super Cute!!”  All of the teachers who responded to our survey, said they would like to have you again.

Thanks again and we look forward to having you visit the Brockport GInther School again.

Jane Wood, Speech and Language Pathologist
Ginther Elementary School
Brockport, NY