Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Bring
My School Assembly Programs To Your School

• All-Inclusive Fees with NO Hidden “extras”
  I factor the distance I have to travel into my quotes. All travel expenses will be included, no matter how far I travel to get to your school.

• Additional Support Material
  Whenever you book one of my programs you will receive a master copy of classroom discussion/project ideas to use after the presentation. These materials will help “extend the life” of my assembly programs long after I’m gone!

• Smiles & Laughter
  I believe the best way to teach and motivate is through entertainment and laughter. Everything ties into my messages. You’ll be amazed as you watch me hold the attention of several hundred students through the use of magic, music, humor, audience participation and much more!

• 100% Audience Control
  For performance artists, elementary school assembly programs are not for the faint of heart! Not everyone can hold the attention of 600 students for 45 minutes. After nearly 20 years and thousands of performances, I am an expert. In fact, I’ve even created a course for other presenters on how to present assembly programs effectively! Best of all, I have developed an amazing technique to quickly get students into a quiet, compliant state at the end of the program so that it is easy for the teachers to move the children from the assembly area back to their classrooms. Teachers are always AMAZED by this…and so thankful!

• Targeted To Your Grade Levels
  While I’m comfortable presenting one assembly for your entire school group, I understand that some schools can’t fit the entire student body into one area at one time. Therefore, I have created three versions of each of my programs: one for younger grades, one for older grades and one suitable for the entire student body!

• Audience Participation
  Your students are actively involved during the assembly program. Some segments involve the entire audience participating from their seats. Other segments involve on-stage helpers from the audience. No one is made fun of and everyone who helps will feel great about helping me during my program. Adults always remark about how well I work with children.

• Easy To Work With
  Some school assembly performers ask a LOT from busy school administrators. You know the ones–they want special lighting, a dressing room, and their own bowl of green M&M’s. Not me! I can present my assembly programs anywhere – gymnasium, cafeteria, multi-use room or even classrooms. Even though I bring BIG magic for BIG fun, you’ll be amazed at how quickly I can set up, meaning minimal disruptions in your school’s schedule.

• Tons Of Testimonials Prove My Effectiveness                                                                                       Just look around my website and you will see a tiny sample of the feedback my programs have received over the years. It’s one thing for a presenter to toot his own horn, but it’s impossible to argue with honest feedback from school administrators and program coordinators!

• Fully Insured
  While I use NOTHING dangerous or inappropriate in my programs (no fire, off-color humor, etc.), I am fully insured for your peace of mind!

• “Better Than Money Back” Guarantee
  I truly believe in the quality of my programs. I do not hesitate to guarantee them. My simple guarantee works like this: If you don’t feel my program was worth more than I said it was, I’ll return your full fee PLUS donate $500 to your PTA/PTO just for wasting your time!