Amazingly Fun School Assemblies for: SCHOOL NAME
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Thank you so much for requesting information about my incredible assemblies!
This hidden page on my website has been created just for you. It should answer most of your questions about my shows, fees for your area, and more. Let’s get into it!
There are 3 things most of my clients want to know…
“How much are your assemblies?”
“What is your availability?”
“Can you tell me about your programs?”
I will answer all of that for you right now but there is an important question you may not have thought of…
First, I’ll give you short answers, starting with…
“How much are your assemblies?”
Bear in mind that the fees listed are all-inclusive. There are no additional mileage charges or hidden fees.
As you will see, you may also receive discounts by partnering up with other schools in one district for multiple performances over the course of a week.
Here is a breakdown of specific discounts based on multiple schools in one district on consecutive days.
PLEASE NOTE: All payments must be made before or on the performance date. (BOCES purchase orders are EXEMPT from this policy and are gladly accepted.)
1 school:
One Program = $525
Two Programs = $725 (2 back-to-back presentations of the same assembly program performed before or after lunch)
Evening “Family Nite” performance PLUS receive one daytime assembly on the same day FREE! – $925
2 schools in the same district:
Both schools must book the same program on the same day
– Each school saves $100 on the above fees
3 or more schools in the same district:
Schools must be booked on consecutive days
– Each school saves $150 on the above fees
Now for the second question…
“What is your availability?”
The easiest way to answer that is by simply checking my online calendar here:
For specific questions about scheduling, please call my office at (716) 940-8963. I’ll also be happy to answer any specific questions via email too.
And now for the third question most people ask…
“Can you tell me about your programs?”
I offer fun-filled, interactive assemblies for grades K-8 schools. Each assembly is 45 minutes long and the BEST part is that I alter the presentations based on the grade levels. That means if your school’s grades are K-5 (for instance), I can do a presentation structured for K-2 and then a second assembly for grades 3-5 that is specifically structured for those grades.
I can present the assemblies anywhere: cafeteria, gymnasium, multi-purpose room, or whatever situation your school has. My set-up time is about 35 minutes, meaning minimal disruption in your school’s day.
My assemblies are filled with magic, interactive fun, music, colorful backdrops, sound effects, age-appropriate humor, and much more!
Currently, my topics include:
- Yes I Can – A fun-filled character education program
- The No Bully Zone – As the name implies, a bully prevention assembly that teaches students to be H.E.R.O.’s!
- Wacky Science – This assembly hilariously reinforces the Scientific Method and loads of scientific concepts with goofy sound effects, experiments, and fun!
- I Love To Read – This assembly gets kids EXCITED about reading with magic and join-in fun!
- Spooky Magic – “Spook-tacular” Safe Halloween Fun!
- Christmas Magic! – A non-religious Christmas-themed assembly that features fun holiday themed goodness!
- The Goofy Kooky Math Show – Get your students excited about math with fun games, contests, and magic!
I can present the assemblies anywhere: cafeteria, gymnasium, multi-purpose room, or whatever situation your school has. My set-up time is about 30-40 minutes (depending on the topic), meaning minimal disruption in your school’s day.
My assemblies are filled with magic, interactive fun, music, colorful backdrops, sound effects, age-appropriate humor, and much more! Each program has it’s own unique ‘set design,’ with colorful backdrops and banners to provide a fun visual, theatrical experience.
THIS IS IMPORTANT...
WHY…?
This is the critical question that school principals, faculty, and PTA/PTO parents may want to consider…
Why are “Cris Johnson’s Amazing School Assemblies” different from other assembly presenters you may have contacted?
First, do these assemblies…
- Provide a fun-filled program experience that will motivate, educate, and inspire your students? YES!
- Bring several volunteers onstage and interact with the entire audience? YES!
- Guide the children into a quiet, compliant state, making it easy for the teachers to walk the students back to their classrooms? YES!
- Provide your school’s teacher with follow-up materials to reinforce his messages and concepts? YES!
- Bring his own state-of-the-art PA system and microphone? YES!
- Have his own liability insurance? YES!
- Offer fee quotes with NO hidden expenses? YES!
- Bring nearly 20 years of experience all across North America to your school? YES!
Yes…Yes and a big loud YES! To be honest, other assembly presenters say they offer this too.
I’m going to tell you what sets my assemblies from other assembly presenters…
But first…
What Just A Few Of My Clients Had to Say After They Booked Me…
Fill in the contact form at the top right corner of this page and you’ll receive information about my school assemblies AND you’ll receive a free special report I wrote:
It’s called “9 Secret Sources Of Funding For School Assemblies.” I guarantee you’ll be very surprised by some of these sources! The report is yours FREE, with no further obligation.
“It was PHENOMENAL!”
– Principal Scott Moorer, Chestnut Intermediate School, North Olmstead, OH
“Cris, Thank you very much for the fabulous presentation today. Both the students and staff thoroughly enjoyed it. It was a pleasure working with you. I hope to work with you again in the future. “
– Kathleen Forando, Quaker Hill School, Quaker Hill, CT
“Thank you so much for a WONDERFUL assembly! The kids (and teachers) can’t stop talking about it!“
– Mary Nenninger, John XXIII Elementary Middletown, OH
“’Superb!! Awesome!! Incredible!!’ These are just some of the things said by teachers, children and parents about Cris Johnson’s performance at Court Street School in Lancaster, NY. His magic show was unbelievable and left everyone amazed. His ability to integrate entertainment with an educational message was phenomenal. He kept full control of the children while allowing them to relax and enjoy the show. It is rare to find a character education show that not only delivers a powerful message to the children, but also entertains to this degree. This is definitely a show you want to have at your school!”
– Mary Dettelis, PTO, Court Street Elementary School, Lancaster, NY
“So What Is The Difference?”
Have you ever seen a school assembly where:
- The educational content was minimal?
- The performer was unable to hold the attention of the students?
- Both???
I guarantee that not only will your students be captivated and entertained, but they will also receive fantastic lessons and concepts on their developmental level that thrills your school’s faculty…and if you’re not thrilled with my programs, not only will I refund the full amount of the program but I will also donate $500 to your school’s PTA/PTO!
NO ONE offers a guarantee this strong!
If you haven’t watched it already, watch my demo video!
What Do You Or The Staff At The School Need To Provide?
Here’s what I need:
– A clear performing area of about 20 feet wide and 15 feet deep
– one electrical outlet within 30 feet of where I’m performing
– Off-street parking
– Access to the performing area via ramp or elevator
But…I Don’t Need ANYTHING Else…
NO carts or help from the custodial staff transporting my equipment
NO sound system or microphone needs to be provided
NO special stage requirements – the assemblies can be done anywhere indoors
NO special lighting needed
NO hidden costs – the fees quoted are all-inclusive
“This Sounds Great, Cris! Now What?”
The next step is up to you – simply email me at [email protected] or call me at (716) 940-8963.
Don’t delay – I perform over 400 shows a year in multiple states across the country, so dates go fast.
Thanks for taking the time to read my email. I wish you the best in your entire school year!
Oh, don’t forget to ask me about the “Family Fun Night Fundraiser!” If you’d like more information on that, please let me know.:-)
Best,
Cris
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“Thanks so much for the fabulous assembly, Cris! The students and teachers all had a great time and are still trying to figure out your magic! The assembly was awesome, and it kept everyone engaged. Everyone loved everything you did, especially the ‘Floating a Student in the Air!’”
Michelle Clark, PTO
Paxtonia Elementary School
Harrisburg, PA
“Your presentation was great. The students seemed to really enjoy it. The quick pace was great to keep everyone’s interest and the kids loved being able to actively participate in the presentation. That was great that you were able to include so many student participants. They really loved that. Thank you for coming in. We hope to see you again in the future.”
Jaime Jacob, Special Education Teacher
Parkdale Elementary School
East Aurora, NY
“Thank you again Cris, I received such great feedback from the teachers and the principal and (since I posted videos and pictures on our school Facebook page), parents as well!”
Christina Barakat
Conley Elementary School
Whitman, MA
“Cris did a wonderful job of using his performance magic to support our P.A.R.P theme: ‘books are magic…the real trick is reading.’ Outstanding & very easy to work with!”
Scott Tellgren, Principal
Springville Elementary
Springville, NY
“I have NEVER gotten feedback like this on an assembly! Cris was the PERFECT choice- directly tied into all we do here. We all really enjoyed his show and the kids loved him too! Thanks so much!!!”
Jennifer Norman, Principal
Goldwood Primary School
Rocky River, OH
“Thanks again for coming to Hill and Plain. It is so hard to find Character Education programs for our young students but your shows NEVER disappoint. Several teachers remarked how good you are and I love your messages: The message about not judging others from what they see but how you got to get to know the student and know them from the inside. Also the last magic trick about including others…that visual was so ON key. Having the white little block left out was so evident to the students and they comprehended well. I also loved the magic trick where the strong kid can’t pick up the box…it was perfect for that particular kid because he’s pretty popular and having him not be the “one” that succeeds was perfect.”
Heliett Sanchez, School Counselor
Hill And Plain School
New Milford, CT
“Just a quick note to say how much our family enjoyed your magic show at Niagara Street School! Your show was delightful, entertaining and hilarious! Thanks again for a wonderful show!”
Becky Hedgepeth, Parent Group Member
Niagara Street School
Niagara Falls, NY